George & Condi
By Dunn •
March 18, 2007
George : Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George : Great. Lay it on me.
Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
George : That’s what I want to know.
Condi : That’s what I’m telling you.
George : That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes.
George : I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi : Hu.
George : The guy in China.
Condi : Hu.
George : The new leader of China.
Condi : Hu.
George : The main man in China!
Condi : Hu is leading China.
George : Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi : I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
George : Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi : That’s the man’s name.
George : That’s who’s name?
Condi : Yes.
George : Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he’s dead in the Middle East.
Condi : That’s correct.
George : Then who is in China?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yassir is in China?
Condi : No, sir.
George : Then who is?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yassir?
Condi : No, sir.
George : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi : Kofi?
George : No, thank’s.
Condi : You want Kofi?
George : No.
Condi : You don’t want Kofi?
George : No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi?
George : Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi : And call who?
George : Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi : Hu is the guy in China?
George : Will you stay out of China?!
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : And stay out of Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi?
George : All right! With cream and two sugars.
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