Man Almost Loses His Penis Humping Steel Bench


One night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck with face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

via : Weird Asia News







15 Responses to “ Man Almost Loses His Penis Humping Steel Bench ”

  1. wow! That’s really sick!! :S

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  2. Please don’t try this at home (nor at park) :D

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  3. Must be one frustrated guy. However, just saw a documentary on TV a few days back about people who have fallen in love with metal structures including one women who actually got married to the Eiffel tower in Paris.

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  4. The man like to try new thing but he did wrongly. This is interesting story, please do not follow.
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  5. What a jerk is all I can say. But it must be said 1000 times!
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  6. Stupid…

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  7. seriously, I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the man.

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  8. That man should learn his lesson now. Hold your hormone xDD or at least choose your date carefully!!! xDDD

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  10. Hehehe…. What a stupid guy. :D I can’t imagine that situation at all.

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  12. Jeez poor guy he must have been very troubled or something…I feel pretty bad for him especially for the humiliation that must have fOllowed…..:( :(

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  13. Yeah I agree with Jonathan this must be a very troubled guy with some issuing happenings in his life :( :( :( :(

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  14. Y mens love to play their important organ..if u don need it then give it to us.its easier having penis than u noe..

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  15. how pitiful . . .

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