Man Almost Loses His Penis Humping Steel Bench

One night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck with face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

via : Weird Asia News

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11 Comments »

Comment by BioTecK
2008-08-30 15:20:27

wow! That’s really sick!! :S

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Comment by Pi-Man
2008-08-30 18:46:25

Please don’t try this at home (nor at park) :D

 
Comment by Adam
2008-08-31 21:51:44

Must be one frustrated guy. However, just saw a documentary on TV a few days back about people who have fallen in love with metal structures including one women who actually got married to the Eiffel tower in Paris.

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Comment by coolingstar9
2008-09-01 02:22:27

The man like to try new thing but he did wrongly. This is interesting story, please do not follow.
Have a beautiful week.

 
Comment by banquet manager
2008-09-03 23:57:19

What a jerk is all I can say. But it must be said 1000 times!
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager

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Comment by Shearyadi
2008-09-04 14:31:12

Stupid…

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Comment by hbmacale
2008-09-08 21:40:20

seriously, I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the man.

thanks for the blog visit btw!

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Comment by shien Subscribed to comments via email
2008-09-14 17:54:21

That man should learn his lesson now. Hold your hormone xDD or at least choose your date carefully!!! xDDD

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Comment by pogrubianie penisa
2008-10-23 16:13:29

Hehehe…. What a stupid guy. :D I can’t imagine that situation at all.

 
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